DOES ANYONE ELSE'S PET SIT ON THEY'RE LAP AND JUST SIT THE FUCK ON YOUR LAP? BECAUSE MY CAT DOES IT AND HE JUST FUCKING PURRS LIKE A FUCKING MOTORBOAT MAN. I LOSE MY CONCENTRATION BECAUSE HES FUCKING PURRING ON MY LAP AND THEN I FUCKING DIE... LIKE FUCKING FUCK CAT! FUCK. FUCK. Fuck.