All I have to say is that you, Sleepingturtles, are VERY very late to the party.

A long time ago, Mr. Leantofu was walking his dog down the street, and out of nowhere a speeding delinquent raced around a street corner followed by several officers. Since he accelerated all the way around the tight corner in a van, it flipped over and rolled 4 times onto my dogs leg, breaking it in 3 places. The man flew out of the left window during the second roll, flying into oncoming traffic and causing a large collision in the process of his death. Meanwhile my dog needed medical attention desperately, and a small chinese man ran from his vegan supply store into the street to my dog and I. He helped me move the van off of my dog and we rushed into his store. The man placed my dog on the counter and went full Mr. Miagi on him, rubbing his hands together and then placing them on my dogs legs. Poor lucky needed nutrients so he grabbed some Tofu from the shelf, and gave it to me to chew so my now fatigued dog could swallow it. That was when I noticed that the tofu was quite lean. And that's how I got my username .

That's a useful skill if I ever saw one.

http://prntscr.com/47p32z

Just so you know if you are loud or vulgar and have even a slightly high voice you WILL be called a "david" and WILL be trolled when you play. So  just be sure to act mature (just rhyming with the timing) and know the rules.

Quote from: ∞|๖ۣۜ۞bservantcheesehead on July 28, 2014, 06:59:24 PM
I honestly don't understand the fuss about Unturned its just Minecraft and Dayz mixed together.

I personally think its stupid.

Nobody personally gives a fuck.

Element and I are in- Team Soil

Maybe would work if there were more than 3 people on at any given time

Quote from: ∞|Good ๖ࣰّۣۗWolf on July 16, 2014, 08:07:50 PM
:/

i still lub u

Quote from: Flex on July 16, 2014, 06:40:32 PM

Quote from: LeanTofu on July 16, 2014, 06:00:38 PM
The remaining members will be: Metal, Robo, TheLaw, Element, Snuggles, Deagle, and LeanTofu. The only KOS players for us are CodeBrown, Flex, and Demon.

Seems fair.

That's what I'm going for

So if you play on Robo's server, you probably know about the main group. Metal is the official leader of the group, and I'm backing up his decision on removing some of it's members. PLEASE DO NOT BE OFFENDED/TAKE IT PERSONALLY IF YOU AREN'T IN IT. For the sake of making it fair for the other smaller groups and not having 90% of the players on a team, this needs to be done. The remaining members will be:  Metal,  Robo,  TheLaw,  Element,  Snuggles,  Deagle, and  LeanTofu. The only KOS players for us are CodeBrown, Flex, and Demon. Everyone else is fine as long as they stay away from the military base and don't linger too long in Alberton (and of course if they mess with us/try and raid us). We encourage you to bring on more players to add to your group. Thanks!

Quote from: Bad Wolf on July 15, 2014, 10:34:49 PM

Quote from: TheLaw™ on July 15, 2014, 09:43:57 PM
This game is awesome! You'll get addicted as soon as you get a team together or if you enjoy being a lone wolf. It's fun for everyone,

Not exactly fun for everyone. If you play multiplayer prepare to be kos'd a lot. Especially by infinity members like: snuggles, metal, leantofu, and a buncha others that play it.

WOOOWWW someones butthurt. I apologized m8. If you want to play again I can say that you WONT be kos. CLEAN SLATE to any new people. But if you screw with us, the military base, or our own base youre gonna get sniped.

Quote from: MetaL on July 15, 2014, 01:03:23 AM
I am not a critique so don't take my review to heart

             I love this game. There is so much right with this game that I almost have nothing to say about it.
To begin, here are the pros (you might see copies in the cons):
      -Easy zombie A.I.
      -Easy to find cars and gas
      -Easy to find weapons and gear
      -Mildly easy to learn map
      -Not that many zombies
      -Re-spawning items
      -Semi realistic gain of food/hunger/[Radiation?]Sickness
      -Gun attachments
      -Different ammo goes to different weaponry
      -Leaning
      -The Dev is a extremely open guy that is always talking to the players
      -Etc.
Next are the cons (These are written in my opinion):
      -Easy zombie A.I.
      -Easy to find cars and gas
      -Easy to find weapons and gear
      -Too small of a map
      -Not to many zombies
      -The fact that you can go into a 'easy-mode' single-player game, collect top tier items, go into a server, and kill everybody repeatedly with little to no effort or loss of ammo
      -CARS ARE OP
      -Voice chat is too quiet / No settings to change said voice chat
      -Small bugs, I.E.: not being able to see teammates tags sometimes, Etc
      -Not being able to differentiate a Bandit between a Survivor


                        Overall, this game has definitely made it on my top ten on the list of my favorite games. There are more pros and cons, but I cannot think of them at the time of me writing this.
                        My rating for this game is a 8.5/10

More issues- Game difficulty goes WAAAAAY down once you start getting items. It goes from veteran mode to ezpz in about an hour. Also, I have a bug where I lose all of my items when joining different servers. Radiation/Sickness is a BITCH to cure, one minute you are at 10% the next you are 90%. And another bug is when we were trying to kill Wolf but we couldn't get him past 30 hp, when we shot the gun at him it made no recoil or noise.
Other than those issues and the ones metal gave the game is really fun to play with friends, although the towns are all similar, small, and a little bland, hopping in a military vehicle armed to the teeth with a few friends and raiding everything is a blast. I can't wait to see what will be added in the future.

you can add me on battlenet with strongbadjoe@comcast.net

#realtalk